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Today Is A Day To Relax. You Can Freak Out About How Old You Are Tomorrow
You Look Really Good For Being That Old
I Remembered Your Birthday, Yay Me!
Shit I Forgot Your Birthday
Happy Birthday. Welcome to the age where jello shots just aren't worth the hangover anymore
Oh My Gourd! You're How Old?
Cheers To My Best Bitch On Her Birthday
Stop Counting Up The Years And Start Adding Up The Senior Discounts
Congratulations! You have now reached the age where the person you see the most is your doctor.
I Was Going To Joke About How Old You Are...
You're Old
Don't Be Grumpy, It Just Makes You Look Older
Oldie but a goodie. That's you now!
A Birthday? Perfect! Where's The Wine?
Happy Birthday, Let's Make Bad Decisions
I Will Always Be Younger Than You
All Hail The Birthday Queen
You May Be Over The Hill, But At Least You're Not Buried Under It. Yet.
Slow down. These birthdays are really starting to add up.
